i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
the word you’re looking for is diamond
the best fucking vine video ever
his attitude changed so quickly aw
don’t be gay porn don’t be gay porn don’t be gay porn don’t be gay porn ugh
[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me
#fuck #just one year #can I just have one year of peace
you had me at sweepy sweeps
NO THATS TERRIFYING
but it’s transparent
BUT THAT LOOKS TERRIFYING COOL ON MY BLOG
we’re joining forces
we’re making clever quips
we revel in malevolence
That’s a lot of smart talk..
Sassy Adam is sassy.